withmyheartwideopen: I adore this. This looks so much like us...
I adore this.
This looks so much like us it give me chills. My hair when longer looks like this. She only comes up to me height wise like this. She says I am not that big, but seriously…. This is us. SO much more us then anything I have seen in a long long time.
"Rather than fighting for every woman's right to feel beautiful, I would like to see the return of a..."
"Rather than fighting for every woman's right to feel beautiful, I would like to see the return of a kind of feminism that tells women and girls everywhere that maybe it's all right not to be pretty and perfectly well behaved. That maybe women who are plain, or large, or old, or differently abled, or who simply don't give a damn what they look like because they're too busy saving the world or rearranging their sock drawer, have as much right to take up space as anyone else.I think if we want to take care of the next generation of girls we should reassure them that power, strength and character are more important than beauty and always will be, and that even if they aren't thin and pretty, they are still worthy of respect. That feeling is the birthright of men everywhere. It's about time we claimed it for ourselves."
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(via mellysuzanne)
THIS, FUCKING THIS!!!
(via perfectlyscrumptious)IF YOU MEASURE DISTANCE IN HOURS, YOU MAY LIVE IN TEXAS
True!
Or Australia! Although sometimes we measure distance by days
All distance in Texas is done in time. Nothing is five blocks away. It's five minutes down the road.
Huh. True, this.
This is true for Chicagoland as well.
I really can say I have never met someone who says blocks….. It is always miles or time and I have been to Texas. You got some wide tracks of land, but Canada has you beat.
I get bored in hotels
Either people do not get my asks because tumblr hates me or they ignore them…. Either way
perfectlyscrumptious: my-wanton-self: Damn, this makes me feel...
Damn, this makes me feel hungry. Not for ants though. Jeez!
Although I have eaten chocolate covered ants in the past. And fried grasshoppers. I'm almost a lizard, I guess.
How much easier would it be to eat spaghetti or noodle soups if we had a prehensile, extendable tongue like that!
The only thing that I am thinking would be more fun to eat with a tongue like that lies in a valley tween the thighs
thenerdyflirt: southerngirlk: Omg this is great! Damn you thin...
Omg this is great! Damn you thin mints
Yup I'll allow girl scouts anytime everyone else can shove off.
SAMOAS!
#teamawesome
Someday I am going to get my promotion! Then i can be on the team !
anxiousangel77: Nick and jimi She knows me way to well
Nick and jimi
She knows me way to well
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: randomredux: elenilote: thefingerf...
"La Reina Del Salon" – Juanmi Márquez Photography
SWEET JESUS BUT THIS IS SEXY AS FUCK :D
Just
I AM DEAD FROM THE HOTNESS
I am officially beside myself. ::swoons::
I had a feeling you would like this, you utterly fabulous woman you ;D
SMOOCH
Sexy
That one where the redhead is kissing that sey ladies hand like that…UNF <3
Whoa…awesome!
HUMINA!
EPIC AMOUNTS OF HOTNESS :D
If anyone ever is up our way princess and I know some spots...
If anyone ever is up our way princess and I know some spots where we could take you and do this.
theboywhorunswithwolves: someone could literally marry me and i would still wonder if they secretly...
someone could literally marry me and i would still wonder if they secretly found me annoying
Someone did and I do
We do this quite frequently.
We do this quite frequently.
falsepalindrome: laughingsquid: Edible Anus, A Line of...
Edible Anus, A Line of Chocolates Crafted From the Ass of a Butt Model
Well then…that's taking "chocolate starfish" to a whole new level.
Trying
Trying
londonandrews: Look! Photos from the very few times that i have...
Look! Photos from the very few times that i have posed with other women! Cool collage!
Take from this what you will
Wife: Fast and furious 6 was good. I have now seen all of them in the theater.Me: You know they already are filming Fast 7. Ridiculous
Wife: You just say that because you have never seen any of them
Me: And I never will.
Wife: Well people must like them
Me: .... *Sudden Realization* Son of a bitch
Her: What?
Me: When Fast 7 comes out there will be more Fast and Furious movies then Star Wars movies..... and that is just not right.
Cinder? Are you dressing like this now?
Cinder? Are you dressing like this now?
I had a moment like this. It was one of the most humbling and...
I had a moment like this. It was one of the most humbling and amazing of my entire life.
So lets talk about this. Saturday early evening my princess took...
So lets talk about this. Saturday early evening my princess took our daughter somewhere. When they returned she was bringing things in from her car and i stepped out to help her. On top of some of the things I was carrying in was a half of a snickers with almonds and one and half Hershey with almonds. Now I know she loves both of these and raised an eye. She is diabetic and not supposed to have these. I said nothing though. Waiting a moment she then smiled and asked if I would put them in the fridge since they were our daughters.
Fast forward a little bit and daughter and I are talking and I mention I put her candy in the fridge. She makes an odd face form the living room where she is with her mother and looks away. Walking in I clear my throat. "It's Moms candy isn't it?"
"Nope. It is hers" says my princess. Daughter looks at me and kind of shakes her head a little.
Leaning my girls chair back I looked don at her and raised my eyebrows. Across the room daughter says "Don't make me lie for you"
So busted…. Only one was hers and she had already eaten half of it. I knew it was from the start, but she still got a scolding for it.
Damn naughty girl… Always got to keep an eye on them… and they are tricky….
barley26: iampunkassbetch: sarcasmpoet: You know what's awesome about today? Yeah…… me...
You know what's awesome about today?
Yeah…… me neither….
I was hoping someone would tell me, too.
It's Monday. It's a brand new start to a another glorious week of your amazing life.
Well, it's awesome to me..
/shrug.
and this is why Barley is awesome
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